I know right! When someone says they have allergies, I’m like no thanks weirdo, I don’t want your disgusting allergies. Go cry into the tissues you have in your pocket already probably because you have allergies loser!
Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.
Imagine dating someone who says any of those things.
I know right! When someone says they have allergies, I’m like no thanks weirdo, I don’t want your disgusting allergies. Go cry into the tissues you have in your pocket already probably because you have allergies loser!
I know this was a joke but im sorry you are getting down arrows for it.
“I am allergic”
Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.
I am allergic to cats and have allowed a cat to rub it’s head against my face multiple times, because that cat was a bro (and I had loratadine).
Also don’t really like cats in general because most of them are jerks, just that specific one was, as I mentioned, a bro.
Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.
Allergies so bad that he died.
Maybe the cat’s in the process of slowly assassinating him, we don’t know.
They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.