Mine is people insult me by pointing out my username but I am immune having been the one who chose it.

  • sincle354
    270·
    8 months ago

    Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).

    • thisbenzingringEnglish
      60·
      8 months ago

      Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.

      • Rhynoplaz
        30·
        8 months ago

        What’s that? Abandon caution? Done!

    • Rhynoplaz
      50·
      8 months ago

      Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.

  • phanto
    170·
    8 months ago

    Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.

      • safesyrup
        20·
        8 months ago

        First time in london in summer 2022. this fish n chips shop called „oh my cod“ near us was fantastic. Thank you for bringing up this memory :D

  • BiggestBulb
    181·
    8 months ago

    Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying “we need to stop global warming” and there’ll be someone like “We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass”. Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to “one-up” each other

    • nailoC5
      180·
      8 months ago

      It’s always someone else’s fault with you lol.

      • BiggestBulb
        51·
        8 months ago8 months ago

        In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?

        Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol

        • technomadEnglish
          100·
          8 months ago

          CALM DOWN, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT THEM!!!

          (hahaha, lol, roflcopter)

          • Holyginz
            10·
            8 months ago

            I missed people using roflcopter more lol

            • technomadEnglish
              10·
              8 months ago

              I DON’T!

              (sorry, I was still amped up from earlier)

        • kn33English
          30·
          8 months ago

          (I feel like you missed the joke)

  • OpenStarsEnglish
    80·
    8 months ago

    Haha your username is… kinda cool actually.:-D

  • Sabata11792
    81·
    8 months ago

    I didn’t read the article, I’m just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.

  • Lvxferre
    70·
    8 months ago

    Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.

  • helmet91
    60·
    8 months ago

    I respect everyone’s wrong opinion.

  • PorkRoll
    61·
    8 months ago

    I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

    • Pratai
      60·
      8 months ago

      That’s like, 75% of lemmy.

  • Thelsim
    50·
    8 months ago

    I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)

    • Daft_ishOP
      40·
      8 months ago8 months ago

      Addiction destroys friendships and families… =)