I discovered a few carpenter ants in my abode and immediately waged war against them. I shall prevail and reclaim my territory.

  • LemmyKnowsBestOP
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    Almost sounded like you were setting us up for a rhyme:

    Ass on the toilet, face in the tub, 8:00 p.m. I stumbled home from the club.