I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I’m in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don’t know what the norms are. I’ve been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don’t understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts

  • AnneBonnyEnglish
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    if no one can hear you fart, no one knows who is responsible

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      no one knows who is responsible

      That’s not correct. We all know that first to smell it, dealt it.

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        This is generally true except in the controversial case of “he who denied it supplied it” which set a new precedent for fart identification worldwide

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      Yes they do. All body smells contain the personal note of the person. Someone with a skilled nose can identify you by any bodily odor.

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      The people sitting next to me would know.