I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I’m in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don’t know what the norms are. I’ve been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don’t understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts…

  • ResistentialismEnglish
    60·
    10 months ago

    Or, figure out if you are lactose intolerant. And if you are? Fill yourself up with dairy and be a true menace.

    Just don’t shit yourself. Otherwise, you’re just the weird guy who shits himself.

    • CulturedLout
      40·
      10 months ago

      I didn’t know I was lactose intolerant for a long time. I used to have a carton of milk at morning break every day and release absolutely rancid SBDs afterward. One day was particularly impressive - the guy I had a crush on proclaimed it was so bad that if it had been his he would have named it.