Alaska state health officials say an elderly man has died from Alaskapox. It’s the first known fatality from the recently discovered virus.

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    Alaskapox, also known as AKPV, is related to smallpox, cowpox and mpox, health officials said.

    Turns out, Alaskapox was the less bad name

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      MMMPox

      Goddammit now I’ve got that Hanson song in my head. I deserve it.

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        MMMPox!

        indiscernible screaming

        MMMPox.

        cries of agony

        Yeah, yeah!

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          MMMPox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du.

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          The next pandemic is going to have a dance to go with the pop song

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            Can’t wait die on the dance floor.

            Just kidding, it’ll be alone in my bathroom.