And have we come full circle to god damn horse armor.

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    I need to make a game for rich suckers.

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      Step 1: make some genuinely top shelf, genre-defining games in the 90s and early 2000s

      Step 2: Sell out

      Step 3: Become shittier than anyone could ever imagine

      Step 4: Charge 1 kidney for a shitty in app purchase

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        Step 3.5: Use psychology to “convince” children and those with certain mental health issues that they need the in app purchase.

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          While simultaneously convincing parents not to vote for regulation because “its optional”

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        What, dont you all have kidneys?