SatansMaggotyCumFarttoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world·8 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squarearrow-up1138arrow-down118message-square30fedilink
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFarttoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world·8 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up4arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up3arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicleEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOParrow-up1arrow-down0·8 months agolinkfedilinkYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?