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    People often describe their cats as Hannibal Lecter, mine is just a dumb idiot creature baby

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      most cats i meet are just chill dogs who require a polite greeting before loving you

      “oh, a random human? hm yes okay you’re nice, oh you want to pick me up? PURRRRRRR

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        And a polite greeting is pretty simple. I just offer my hand limp and palm down for a sniff. If you get a nuzzle then it’s petting time, baby.

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          blessed be the jackson galaxy, teaching us to greet cats like adam greeted god

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            Huh, I actually didn’t know this was a thing, I just noticed that it works.