And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.
Water is the main component of any and every beverage
Elemental mercury.
You’ll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.
EVERY drink is water!
- Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
- Juice is less water and some squished fruit
- Beer is less water and some cooked hops
- Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
- Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
- A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit
So DON’T TELL ME WATER ISN’T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water…
You can either have whole milk or fresh squeezed juice. 😂
Whole milk is just water with some emulgated fat in it. Fresh squeezed juice is just water with some biomass in it.
I suppose we need to switch to sunflower oil or something. It is digestible, has no water in it, but isnt exactly healthy.
If that’s the case, I guess I’ll pick kool-aid powder.
I wish you’d said beer was less water and more squished fruit