• VaultBoyNewVegas
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    When the fuck is his poor health/diet going to catch up with him? Him kicking the bucket would do the US a massive favour.

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      No matter how he dies, it will be turned into a conspiracy theory and his base will martyrize his stupid orange ass.

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        Maybe if it causes them to mobilize, that’s an issue. More likely, though, they’ll just write in his name for every election they vote in till they die.

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        Not if it’s from natural causes. And you better believe when it happens they have a plan to make sure most know it was a natural thing.

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          You really believe that whenever he dies, if it’s from natural causes, that the maniacs in his base will believe that? I guarantee there will be conspiracy theories about it the instant the news breaks.

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            Yes. But they know that people die of old age. It’s not that hard to prove.

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              Oh sure because trumpers are known for respecting evidence.

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      Rich people can afford a level of health care that us normies aren’t able to receive. All those pricey procedures and experimental medications can keep even the most withered turd alive. His father lived to 93, so if you go by that we have ~16 years left.

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        He was also a President. Which has even better healthcare. Many have lived extremely long lives.

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          Presidency ages people because they have the weight of the world on their shoulders. Trump’s only ever had his own weight on his shoulders.