• Lath
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    I taste my own pee to make sure it’s real.

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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      My pee has a kind of metallic/blood taste. Am I not real?

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        Likely not. Taste should be fruity, with a hint of olives.
        Stirred, not shaken.

        You should probably check with your bartender and change your medication for a while. Try Bud Light.