• spittingimage
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    I should wear shoes in bed. My feet got attacked by a cat this morning at Oh God o’clock.

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      You just think it was a cat because your brain can’t handle the truth. There’s a reason we use bursery rhymes to teach kids not to let their arms and legs hang over the side of the bed. You are so lucky you still have feet

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        I thought those nursery rhymes were because of the cat.