It always wants to ride up the sides of my bed because elastic never wants to hold it in place. When I wash and dry my sheets it inevitably spirals up in the washer and dryer so it never washes or dries properly. Then it’s a pain in the ass to try and fold neatly.

I feel like I’m failing adulthood after being bested by a bedsheet.

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    If it’s riding up the sides of your mattress, it’s probably not big enough for your mattress. Sheets say on the package something like, “fits mattresses up to 11 inches tall”. If your mattress is taller than that, it’ll ride up.

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    Bed Sheet Suspenders, 100%

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    4-point suspenders. The adjustable kind for big boys.

    Lay it on your box spring, with the 4 clips pointing at the 4 corners of the bed. Lay your mattress back down. Put your fitted sheet on, and clip each suspender clip to each corner of the sheet, under the mattress.

    Life hack you didn’t know you needed.

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      Did you buy suspenders for this purpose? Who owns suspenders in the year of our Lord?

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        Firemen and obese truckers.

        To answer your question in two parts:

        1. I do own a pair or two of nice dress suit suspenders, and they’re awesome. The nice kind, where you have to get buttons sewn into your dress slacks.

        2. I did specifically buy a pair of firemen suspenders, for use with sheets.

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        My grumpy 67 yo coworker has been wearing 3 point suspenders for the past week, never seen him wear em before

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          Those suspenders must be too damn tight.

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    there trick is to pull the elastic down far enough so it reaches over the bottom edge of the mattress.

    forget folding it neatly. you can adult without that skill

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      you can adult without that skill

      Thanks, that makes me feel better about my adultery skills

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        Thanks, that makes me feel better about my adultery skills

        Stop cheating on your spouse.

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          No wonder the sheets don’t stay on the bed 😂

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      Also depends on the sheet. I have one that always pops off no matter how well I secure it on the corners.

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    Deep pocket sheets work wonders. Suspenders never worked for us.

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    I feel like I’m failing adulthood after being bested by a bedsheet.

    Don’t worry - most older adults people aren’t going to quiz you by bringing a fitted sheet to watch you fold. If you want to bunch it up and shove it in a cabinet, just go ahead!

    A lot of times when I wash our sheets I just put them right back on the bed. Now there’s a life hack for ya!

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      You put your sheets right back on the bed because you’re too lazy to fold it.

      I put my sheets right back on the bed because they’re my only sheets.

      We are not the same.

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    Glue it to your bed. To wash, hose it down every few months. It takes about a week to dry the mattress, so you just have to get used to sleeping on a damp surface. Apply Febreze liberally.

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      Hey, thank you! Exactly what I was looking for.

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    This is a cool community. I never expected so many helpful replies to this. Thank you all.

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    Mattresses have an enormous variance in thickness, and sheets vary considerably in the depth of the “pocket. If your sheets can barely fit over a too-thick mattress, then they’re going to pop off when you move on them. You might just want to buy some new sheets with a deeper pocket. Alternatively, you can buy elastic straps that go under the bed and clip onto the sheets. You’ll generally either find these as a four pack of short ones that are meant to go only at the corners, or as a two pack of long ones meant to stretch under the entire bed and attach opposite sides. Get the long ones; they generally perform much better.

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    Buy nicer sheets and you may need to buy the ones made for a deep mattress.

    As a last resort you can buy clip on sheet holders that will make sure they won’t come off, but at some point you’ll probably end up ripping your sheet if you use them.

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    They sell elastic with clips you can use to hold your sheets in place. They’re a pain in the ass to switch if you don’t know how.

    My technique is to stretch the clean fitted sheet over the old one and move the clips one side at a time, then pull out the old sheet from under it.

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    Wash bedclothes separately at at least 60°C. Germs die and salt and fat will dissolve. No folding, because who cares it won’t make a difference after 1 night. And yeah what elbow said, pull the fittet sheets as far as possible over the mattress. The rubber ring should be as small as possible on the backside. The sewn corners on the bed sheet should rest on the mattress’ corners that are on the underside, or even being stretched further

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    I’m currently laying in a crumpled up mess of sheets that came off the corners. This is my life now.

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    I am the bottom sheet in my bed. I feel you, I can barely deal with myself.