1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • KingJalopy
    40·
    8 months ago

    I literally used my penis instead of eggplant. Thanks Internet. Now I have a detachable penis.

    • clearleaf
      30·
      8 months ago

      But now you can leave it at home when you think it’s going to get you in trouble.

      • KingJalopy
        30·
        8 months ago

        Or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.