• funnystuff97
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    8 months ago
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    As a world leader in cybersecurity, recipient of a nobel prize, liquid billionaire, and hobbiest musician making #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, I agree.

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      Bragging is unseemly, like I was telling my good friend Elon and my other two good friends Taylor and Kanya

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      Yeah but my dick is fuckin huge so I win.