For example:

  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

  • Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

  • QuetzalcutlassEnglish
    340·
    8 months ago

    Now all that’s left is to try a pickle smoothie to confirm your theory.

    • all-knight-party
      130·
      8 months ago

      We’ve got to go all the way, time to vaporize pickles and inhale them

      • Shard
        70·
        8 months ago

        What you vaping bru?

        Pickle juice, homie.

      • Mr_Blott
        50·
        8 months ago

        Dehydrater - mortar and pestle - rip a big line of pickle

        • rhsJack
          40·
          8 months ago

          “Mooooommmm, Dad’s nose is bleeding again!” “What did he do this time?” “Remember when he snorted a line of 21 Seasonings spices on a dare? Well…”

      • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
        30·
        8 months ago

        I know how to do this.

        take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

        -I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

      • Caveman
        20·
        8 months ago

        You haven’t had pickles until you’ve freebased them

        • ThunderWhiskers
          20·
          8 months ago

          It’s really good for one or two then it gets to be like drinking out of a pickle jar.

            • LifeInMultipleChoice
              30·
              8 months ago

              Pickle backs are a thing. It’s just chasing a shot with a shot of pickle juice. First saw it with Jameson, but I think people do it with a lot of things these days