• Potatisen
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    Isn’t it well known that if you’re near Superman you"get" some of his powers. So him coming in to save you like this would be ok because you’d have some of his invincibility.

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      You’re saying if I have an unconscious superman, and I wear him as a backpack, I can rob banks?

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        Only one way to find out! Now, how do I knock Superman unconscious?

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        Canonically Superman s 63” tall and weighs 235 lbs, so if you’re able to wear able to wear that as a backpack, hats off to you bud.

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          I get some of his powers when he’s close to me, so it’ll be easier to carry him.

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        You don’t need to be superman to rob a bank tho

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      The cleanest explanation was that he’s Superman because his powers give a psychokinetic field around his body that can absorb kinetic and other energy. It’s what makes him invulnerable except for kryptonite that can just bypass and negate that field. It can also extend over other people so they can lift along and it can absorb the energy from the fall.

      Alright, that’s enough nerding out.

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        The best part of the theory is it really does answer quite a lot of problems with his power set.

        It’s hand waving comic nonsense in the end still, but in a better way than “because Speed Force”

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      I believe there is the unified theory of Superman’s powers where he actually has the ability to manipulate molecular structure of the object he touches.

      He is shown picking up cruise ships and the ship doesn’t split in two, that’s because he’s strengthening the structure and making it lighter as he lifts it.

      He causes the air around him to thicken and squeeze him through the sky.

      He causes the air touching his eye balls to turn into hot laser beams.

      So when Supes catches a falling human, he instantly makes them invulnerable to the sudden stop

      All this is done unconsciously on his part.

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        The most famous (and internally consistent) version is control over inertia, not molecular structure.

        I don’t agree with it because inertia alone can’t explain everything, but I think it’s the right track, in the form of some kind of general control over universal forces that manifests in a way he intuitively understands (unless we want to argue that all energy has inertia just as all mass does, in which case okay fair enough)

        His varying power levels are both dependent on how much energy he has stored from the sun, because it is a specific EM wavelength that he can absorb and store, and how much control over the forces he can deliberately or intuitively exert.

        This implies that his most powerful form is not the one that punches the hardest, but the one that realizes he doesn’t need to punch at all.

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          I always thought it would be neat if his super strength also meant very fine control, so he could do stuff like decelerate a plane with his bare hands, even if that’d be equal to an ant catching a paper mache egg filled with lead. Maybe when he catches someone, he manually decelerates each piece of them bit by bit, controlling where the waves of force go until they all cancel out and have zero inertia.

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        Also why he not immediately naked when going to superspeed in the outfit. It’s protected by the force bubble around him.