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    Serves her right for saying “Ni”

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      Should’ve brought a shrubbery.

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        I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.

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          You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

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            &$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

            I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

            A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that does that make me a bad fruit seller?.

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      She’s the Knight who said Ni, of course that’s what she said.

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    Holy shit that armor and poleaxe are shockingly historically accurate.

    Talk about going the extra mile!

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      Now I need to remake my characters in chivalry 2

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          *indecipherable screaming as heads roll by*

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          If you aren’t confused then you’re not paying attention.

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          There was indeed that one time.

          What was the second time?

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            There was Caterina Sforza, who personally took Castel Sant’Angelo in Rome and held up a Vatican conclave.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza

            To be fair she might not have been wearing armor at the time on account of being seven months pregnant when taking the fortress.

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              Ok, now name ten thousand male knights in armor.

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                  Neat! How many of those are women in medieval armor?

                  Just, you know, women were not eligible for knighthood throughout medieval times.

                  Is this you arguing that female knights were as common as male knights? I’m just checking what we’re arguing here exactly.

                  If so, how many female warriors at all took part in:

                  A) The Napoleonic wars

                  B) Alexander the Great’s conquest

                  C) The Battle of Kadesh

                  Are we arguing that women were always as violent as men and were never excluded or subsumed in society since the dawn of literally “man”? Is that what we’re doing?

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                Are you really doing the “oh, so you like Beyblade? Name every character from the animated series” kind of knowledge quiz? Come on, bud. I know you can be better than that.

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                  Gee, hun, why don’t you take it with the management, huh! wink

                  Fucking sexist AND hypocritical piece of shit.

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    Wine, pizza, and hanging out in comfy pajamas? That would get anyone.

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    The artist did a really good job, all of the characters look super cute. The would easily have got me

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    There are days when they could probably drown me for a good game of Mario Kart.

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      But how does it protect her breasts if they’re not greatly accentuated by the armor? Surely decades of fantasy artwork haven’t been lying to us.

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        Not sure I’m getting your point but in my book, anyone can wear the suit of armour they want to Mario Kart night.

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          I think they tried replying to the comment above yours lol

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            I was actually, that’s weird, must’ve misclicked or something.

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            I was even more confused by that, because I couldn’t even see the comment they were trying to reply to. I only saw it when I tried to read the post directly from lemmy.world.

            I think my instance must be filtering comments from lemmynsfw.com

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              LIkely just defederated. I think many instances are defederated with lemmynswf.

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    sometimes there’s nothing better than a 10 dollar costco pizza and a 9 dollar bottle of wine

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      Ooh that’s cheap, in mexico that pizza costs 11.85 usd!!!

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    Not credible. The nymphs in the background would be making out in real life.