• ivanafterall
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    Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You’ll have a better time.

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      Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

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          Sure, I’ll just head down to the gf store real quick.

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            You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.

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              This is important information, thank you for sharing it

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                You’re welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.

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            TBH I’m on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.

            I even managed to get married with someone who’s way outta my league.

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          Too much investment with too little return if you’re a misogynist.

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        lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

        not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

        edit: specified a state and realized I didn’t need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

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        Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I’ve found.

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      At least strippers won’t exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

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          my bad, never went to one so I don’t know what it’s like

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        My brother’s friend was “dating” a stripper for a few months. She wouldn’t see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn’t give him free dances at the club.

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        Touche. But at least there’s some physical component, even if it’s just lap dances.

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      Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it’s just sad and depressing in there

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        I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

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          Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I’ve become about it (meaning I’m not expecting I’m going to fuck a stripper–I’m just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I’ve had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc

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            That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.

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        Ofc because none of these ladies want do actually do it. It’s a job, and a bad one at that.

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      Been to strip club and honestly I’d rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.