• Tangent5280English
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    Also their batteries get pregnant every other year and if you don’t fix it, it sets your house on fire.

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      Damn it, people need to stop fucking batteries or use protection.

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      Hahahahaja

      Thanks for the laugh, and the vision.

      Also, I’ll be stealing the “getting pregnant” line