• edgemaster72English
    950·
    6 months ago

    And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he’d have to buy another. ~(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don’t steal)~

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
      163·
      6 months ago

      I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.

  • danc4498English
    690·
    6 months ago

    Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!

    • edgemaster72English
      550·
      6 months ago

      Because they couldn’t keep the charade going forever

        • nifty
          330·
          6 months ago6 months ago

          They lost him in the popcorn maze?

            • XTL
              190·
              6 months ago

              That’s the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.

              • lugal
                60·
                6 months ago

                At what body count is the price too high?
                Asking for a friend

                • Rolando
                  50·
                  6 months ago

                  Millions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.

      • UckyBonEnglish
        20·
        6 months ago

        Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.

    • samus12345English
      10·
      6 months ago

      It only counts if he dies believing it?

  • CarrotsHaveEars
    231·
    6 months ago

    Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.

    • Klear
      321·
      6 months ago

      You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.

      • NeatNit
        20·
        6 months ago

        What’s the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?

        • UckyBonEnglish
          20·
          6 months ago
          spoiler

          In the movie theater the only real pop should come from a gun corn.