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    Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!

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      Because they couldn’t keep the charade going forever

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          They lost him in the popcorn maze?

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              That’s the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.

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                At what body count is the price too high?
                Asking for a friend

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                  Millions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.

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        Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.

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      It only counts if he dies believing it?