• AnUnusualRelicEnglish
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    I understand the arguments put forth, so how about a band saw?

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      I’m personally a fan of the James Bond’esque “Strap them to a Saint Andrew’s cross and slowly cut them in half with a burning laser” method.

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      Starting from the crotch, going up

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        What if we lay them on their side, and start at the feet, so you get a front half and a back half?