• BlackmistEnglish
    380·
    6 months ago

    Just doesn’t sound as sexy as NetFuckerPro Phantom Xtreme. With four ports and speeds up to 100Mbps!

    • Skates
      90·
      6 months ago

      I understand you might’ve meant it as a joke, but if the universe allows it and there is a netfuckerpro, I will buy it twenty times before I even read the specs of the crs5b278n492653b

      • DanVctr
        70·
        6 months ago

        And that’s why companies spend money on marketing lol

      • melpomenesclevage
        10·
        6 months ago

        yeah… yeah I want my infrastructure hardware to have ridiculous names like that.

      • MalReynoldsEnglish
        10·
        6 months ago

        You’re right, and it’s Stockholm Syndrome from a century of ad psychology refinement.