Tesla Cybertruck bricked after car wash, claims user
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Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'

Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

  • umbrarozeEnglish
    652·
    6 months ago

    Can we just say that Cybertruck is basically a sum of everything wrong with right wing wackos?

    “Look at me, I’m a badass, driving around in a badass vehicle, unlike you filthy libruls. … Aww shucks! There’s road salt! And my accelerator pedal just fell off wtf. …OH NO! A LITTLE WATER TOO! Anything but that!”

    • skozziiEnglish
      260·
      6 months ago

      Oh no, WATER, how did they know it was one of my many, many weaknesses!

        • Texas_HangoverEnglish
          41·
          6 months ago

          I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

      • MehBlahEnglish
        31·
        6 months ago

        You couldn’t have predicted that with such a large amount of the planet being covered in it. /s

    • XeroxCoolEnglish
      60·
      6 months ago

      I’m amused that liberals bash Tesla for being a conservative virtue signaler by extension of Elon, while conservatives bash Tesla for being an EV virtue signal for liberal tree huggers.

      • VoroxpeteEnglish
        110·
        6 months ago

        And this, right here, is why Tesla’s stock price is down 50% from its all time high.

        • DragonTypeWyvernEnglish
          10·
          6 months ago6 months ago

          The craziest thing is it was already overvalued, Elon got “forced” into selling at peak, and then tanked the company he bought with it too. Just unreal clown behavior.

          • VoroxpeteEnglish
            30·
            6 months ago

            It’s still massively overvalued now. Just compare their market cap to any other major car manufacturer.