Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

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    Yeah, but someone is gonna buy that gold off you as it holds value , not sure who they’ll be able to trick into taking it off their hands as it’ll be worth a sack of potatoes.

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      You’re telling me gold doesn’t immediately diminish in value after you move it a few feet from where you purchased it?

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        I’m going to blow your mind: it’s also capable of being run through a car wash.

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          Woah. Move over, Mercedes, Audiother luxury car companiesFERRARI! That’s one.

          From now on, I only drive Gold.

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      People pay money for actual bricks, I say we stop this brick-shaming.