Had the song It’s Raining Men stuck in my head. Got me thinking. Would my home owners insurance cover the damages to my house? And what about the clean up?

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    Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?

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      Just run of the mill spontaneously generated men. No crazy teleportation stuff. This ain’t Star Trek.

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        They’ll have enough time in their short lives to think “Welp, just my luck

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          “And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ow ound round ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

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      ME: “Wow I can’t exist with how hot and sunny it is today. A-” <disappears>

      The man cycle.

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        That would be horrible. Just imagine its staggered so you see your own death coming