• AFK BRB ChocolateEnglish
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    Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does

  • Arcynic
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    “pspspspsps” or “who’s a cute [animal that’s about to end me]

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      Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing

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        Remember, if you don’t want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.

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        Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPresEnglish
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    “Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

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    So long and thanks for all the fish.

      • xmunk
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        Nah, just an appreciation for what I’ve experienced in life. Lot’s of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

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    Probably something like ‘I’ve gotta pee’

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    If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper “you absolute twaaaaaaaaa” towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

  • HipsterTenZero
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    He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

  • Call me Lenny/LeniEnglish
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    My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

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    The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

    • NightAuthorEnglish
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      I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now

  • ⚛️ Color 🎨
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    "Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold I’ll tell you where it is it’s it’s dramatically dies "

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      My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.