GoofSchmoofertoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish·5 months agoLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-squarearrow-up1153arrow-down147message-square181file-textfedilink
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?GoofSchmoofertoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish·5 months agomessage-square181file-textfedilink
minus-squareHappycamperNZarrow-up41arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkWhats stopping you? My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartarrow-up15arrow-down1·5 months agolinkfedilinkIsn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareHappycamperNZarrow-up19arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkI thought the scientific name was birthday hole. TIL
minus-squarefunkajunkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkNever heard this one. Plz explain.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartarrow-up19arrow-down1·5 months agolinkfedilinkHis wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squareTipRingEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkOr his wife pegs him on his birthday.
minus-squareDelta_Varrow-up7arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkWise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
minus-squarefunkajunkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkI hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartarrow-up6arrow-down1·5 months agolinkfedilinkYeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
minus-squarerecapitatedarrow-up3arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkRead this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
With the
poopcrap knife?Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice