• ChicoSuave
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    He’s lasted so long! Wow, it must be a record to have lived this long working for Putin.

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      He’s actually been around since the Soviet Union. He perfected the art of invisible paper pushing.

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        Ain’t got nothin on Luka

    • Flying Squid
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      In Britain, they compare the length of your term with how long it takes lettuce to decompose. They don’t bother in Russia because it’s always the lettuce.