ZerushtoScience@lemmy.ml·5 months agocross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldPythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoras(www.iflscience.com)external-linkarrow-up1695arrow-down14message-square85fedilink
arrow-up1691arrow-down1external-linkPythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoras(www.iflscience.com)ZerushtoScience@lemmy.ml·5 months agocross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldmessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareKleararrow-up101arrow-down1·5 months agolinkfedilinkI knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!
minus-squarePronellarrow-up25arrow-down1·5 months agolinkfedilinkI took the opposite tack. You ain’t shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn’t figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We’re taking your immortality back!
minus-squareIphtashuFitzEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkQuick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!
minus-squaremaniiiarrow-up1arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkWhy not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?
minus-squareacosmichippoEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinknah he probably stole that as well.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajorarrow-up6arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkPoor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.
minus-squareFishbonearrow-up2arrow-down0·5 months agolinkfedilinkThe Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.
I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!
I took the opposite tack.
You ain’t shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn’t figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We’re taking your immortality back!
Quick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!
Why not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?
And he invented plagiarism too!
nah he probably stole that as well.
Poor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.
The Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.
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