• captainlezbian
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    There’s three acceptable forms of communication in the restroom: functional (eg after you), quick compliments on outfit/makeup (some dislike it but it grew on me), and the far too drunk lady who speaks the wisdom she cannot possess

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      quick compliments

      “Smells like you’ve been eating your recommended dose of fiber. Great job!

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        quick compliments

        Sounded like your were fryin’ chicken in there. I like that.