• Flying Squid
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    Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?

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        I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.

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          How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.

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            If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!