• Rob
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    My dog: “I’ll have the vintage mud puddle, please.

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      And for dinner I would like horse dung smothered with wood chips & rocks, with sides of random plastic objects, and a poisonous wild mushroom. Very good sir.

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      My dog: “One crevice of Suspicious Liquid™ please. Extra chunky.