• Lost_My_Mind
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    Now I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standingJAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.

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      “I’ve got my little yellow jacket on, and I’m ready to mingle. He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.