imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things

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      “If you’ve managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you’ve already found your greatest strength.

      - Gandalf the Grey

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    Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

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    I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.

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    My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.

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    My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

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      You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.

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      You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions

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    I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

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      Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?

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    Now I am immortal god.

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    A lot of people read this as “your greatest weakness is now gone” which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

    Meanwhile I’m here like “how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything?

    But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

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      It’s not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that’s even slightly productive.

      The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you’ve been putting off. Constantly.

      Not a boon, but a curse.

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        thanks i’m pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀

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      Nine times out of ten, when a question is asked on the internet- it gets taken out of contexts so the people answering can platform whatever dumb shit they feel they need to say.

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    I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

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      Jack of all trade isn’t a weakness.

      -Sincerely, a jack of all trade.

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    I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

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    Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.

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      Every head chopped would spawn three heads

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    I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.

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    I guess my head becomes invincible and nothing can hurt it and I feel no pain in my head, ever?

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    I’m gonna be social and charismatic af

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      I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.