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    Ready for nothing to happen?

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      To be fair, I’d never thought he’d get this far. So maybe, just maybe, at least in an alternate universe, justice will actually be served. 🤞

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        I was about to ask if I could be transferred to that alternate universe, but maybe I’d actually like to be transferred to one where 2016 went drastically differently.

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          You are allowed, but in that universe you must actually PokémonGO to the polls.

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            Please, no. Nope. No. NO!

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          Have you seen the directors cut of butterfly effect? Yeah, I’d like that ending in my alternate universe.

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        We are the alternate universe that’s stupidly fucked up.

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      The article says that a fine is more likely than prison time. So he’ll sell a few more hats, collect some donations from his base, and be good to go.

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        I feel silly to have to say this but you’re fucking kidding me right?

        My justice bones lasted all of 10 minutes.

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        Best case scenario, it takes money that could have been spent on his campaign away.

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          Well, he’s not paying until the appeals process is over, which presumably will go way into the next presidential term.

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            Ah, good point. So, it just takes away money from rubes.

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      On a 34 felony count conviction?

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      Everything that needed to happen already happened.

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      This is going to get punted through appeals and yeah, nothing of substance is going to happen