• Jimmybander
    34•4 months ago

    It’s a matter of National Security.

  • tourist
    13•4 months ago

    Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor

    The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC

  • FuglyDuckEnglish
    13•4 months ago4 months ago

    They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred lonely losers subjects…

    And so she thought you were ghosting her.

    Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.

    • FlaxEnglish
      1•4 months ago

      Nah. everyone has their own personal agent assigned to them.

  • Sabata
    4•4 months ago

    Looking for glowy gf. You already know what I’m into.

  • JasonDJ
    4•4 months ago

    Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!