One Thing After Another.

The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously

“Big Dreams, Little Outcomes”

Or

“Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity” WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone… I think.

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

Tja

“I Die at the End”

Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called “Wait…what?”

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From West to East: Not the usual road traveled

Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won’t be at the proverbial “top” of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I’ve slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I’m a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I’m pretty satisfied right now.

So we’ll see, I’ll keep moving up, but I’m not going to break the middle of anything.

Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn’t know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

Canada’s Brightest Ditch-Digger

CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

“Everything happening all at once…” - Rolling stone

“What the fuck is the main story here?” - Like Magazine

“What did I just watch?” - some random movie patron