That’s it

  • Lost_My_Mind
    arrow-up
    2
    arrow-down
    10
    ·
    4 months ago
    link
    fedilink

    Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that’s how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you’d high five a kid basically.

    • Null User Object
      arrow-up
      24
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 months ago
      link
      fedilink

      Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

      No, we don’t.

      Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

      And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they’ve previously encountered. Right?

    • Snowclone
      arrow-up
      14
      arrow-down
      0
      ·
      4 months ago
      link
      fedilink

      Dude everyone hates your high fives. Everyone. Penis or no. You over aggressive high fivin’ fool. (I mean this mostly in jest, if it stings for 30min you’re a wuss)

      • Lost_My_Mind
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        6
        ·
        4 months ago
        link
        fedilink

        I meanI don’t high five them with my penis. Wait, have I been doing high fives wrong???