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    Oil discovered on Mars

    US gov: So anyways, we’ve decided that we suddenly LOVE NASA and are going to divert 1T$ to it

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      Breaking news: terrorist operation discovered on Mars, potential of wmds.

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        The Bush administration suddenly decides Mars is ripe for regime change.