Luccus

Ask me about kumquats.

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Joined 1 year ago
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Cake day: June 7th, 2023



  • Hello, I’m your boss. Saw you on your phone during your break in the video feed.

    You’ve been asking for a raise for years. Unfortunately, you’re a really good performer, always on time, good worker, and I’ve never heard anything negative that I could base my decision to deny your raise on. So I watched the video feed to find the most minuscule thing that I can pinpoint as a “problem”. I was about to tell you that drinking water on the job significantly decreases your performance, but that post you made on your break is now going to be my reason. Screw you. I love money!

    Sincerely, your favorite boss






  • LuccusOPtoLinux@lemmy.mlYou can use emojis as credentials
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    Fair point, will do at some point in the future.

    Edit #1: You people are expecting way too much reasonability from someone using emojis to login.

    Edit #2: Urgh! FINE. Have your sensible title that actually means something and betters everyones experience. angrily sips water >:(