Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

Bikini is one thing… the lack of any sort of gap for her thighs makes it look like her Arse is on her front.

Man cretin on another level

With friends like these who needs enemies

Slandering basically everyone who hasn’t considered your angle on this isn’t in anyway productive fam, for them or for you especially; not everyone is complicit because they haven’t looked past the surface level of this and the sort of scenarios that might lead to a woman developing mental illness and seeking nonsense “help” from random Internet scammers.