The average person has one boob and one testicle.
The average person has one boob and one testicle.
Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.
I love my redwings.
It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.
It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.
So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?
Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.
*you’re