High quality ass-jpegs only up in here!

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Yes: fetal viability, and that’s been the standard for a long, long time

Sure, but have you seen a black guy do it while you’re strapped and desperately waiting for an excuse to start shooting?

It could be argued that the democrats enabling of capitalism drives climate change. Although not expressly for the purpose of destroying Florida

Which is this?

I’d be cool with starting a car company for as little as $1M salary; I don’t even need equity, just a couple hundred mil to get it started

Where’s Snoop when you need her?

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism; owning a Tesla isn’t any worse morally than owning a Mercedes

I don’t own one because they’re fucken lame, not because Elong is a knob. Or not primarily at least

Updates & fixes -> I personally made updates with my bare hands and then also actively fixed some broken things also with my bare hands

Ads are not useful for consumers ever

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I would say that beliefs are unprovable, and knowledge is provable. If I claim the sun will rise tomorrow, we can test that. If I claim god exists but is hiding, we cannot test that. The former is knowledge, the latter belief

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Wouldn’t that be something: we choke to death trying to create a supercomputer to tell us to stop doing exactly that

True irony

It’s probably easier to righteously quit your job after a decade of collecting senior executive salary

Also: physics?

No, I did not notice part of my chocolate bar looks vaguely like part of the coast of part of a continent I’ve never been too. I’m sorry. I’m clearly the asshole here

Good choc though

AGI: “Climate change odds caused by humans. I am deploying a fix for this from Minot”

Another idea: ditch Twitter and learn to play the ukulele instead