• AllonzeeLV
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    Or shove a bag of cocaine in its blowhole and claim it was resisting

    Also there’s no confirmation as to whether this dolphin was at school.

    • Flying Squid
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      Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.

      • cmbabul
        62 months ago
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        We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.

        • AllonzeeLV
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          I for one back the blue.

          To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the police capital defense force.

          • cmbabul
            52 months ago
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            We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair