• NegativeInf
      142 months ago
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      He wants to ensure that all children have children. His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

      • Klear
        22 months ago
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        His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

        That’s unfair of you to say. The first one is confirmed to be a hoax.

        • yetAnotherUser
          52 months ago
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          No it’s not. So far, no one has been able to disprove that Vance fucked a couch.

        • BigFatNipsEnglish
          32 months ago
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          But he admitted it. He even went on the “Sectional Healing” podcast. His favorite type of couch to fuck is a chaise btw