• NegativeInf
    142 months ago
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    He wants to ensure that all children have children. His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

    • Klear
      22 months ago
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      His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

      That’s unfair of you to say. The first one is confirmed to be a hoax.

      • yetAnotherUser
        52 months ago
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        No it’s not. So far, no one has been able to disprove that Vance fucked a couch.

      • BigFatNipsEnglish
        32 months ago
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        But he admitted it. He even went on the “Sectional Healing” podcast. His favorite type of couch to fuck is a chaise btw