• UnderpantsWeevilEnglish
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    Never attribute to maliciousness that which can be explained by incompetence.

    That said, I’m sure the Crowdstrike CEO is currently on a phone call with three of their pet Congresscritters asking if they can get a $100M grant to harden their systems against Russia/China/NKorea/Antifa interference right now.

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        “We need to get more of our own gay furries! There’s a gay furry gap!

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      If I ever become a super 1337 hacker I’m going to setup all of my exploits to look like it could be regular mismanagement, thanks for the advice

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      While being simultaneously ganghandled by the unnamed 3-letter agencies representatives